Simpsons Library of Wisdom

Bart Simpson, the much-maligned, misunderstood, under-appreciated "underachiever," comes clean and (God help us!) it's worse than we thought. Now the truth can be told at last as Bart offers up his School Survival Guide, secret codes, pullable pranks, dream tattoos, favorite El Barto "tags," and the Xmas list to end all lists (and future visits from Santa).

A new installment of the series of small-sized "Simpsons" quote books focuses on Chief Wiggum's socially awkward young son, Ralph, and shares his off-kilter insights into such topics as household pets, school, and crime and punishment. By the author of The Homer Book and The Bart Book.

The portly "Simpsons" series proprietor of the Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop offers a wealth of observations on such topics as fast-food takeout, online dating, and Tolkien's Middle Earth.

A volume of the popular "Simpsons" clown evaluates his contradictory roles as a television legend, compulsive gambler, deadbeat father, and more, in a tribute that considers such topics as what it takes to become a Krustyco product and how to steal a joke. Original. 100,000 first printing.

A new installment focuses on the Simpson family's progressive, eight-year-old middle child, sharing her life-long ambitions, her responses to environmentally insensitive questions, and her methods for solving a mystery, in an illustrated tribute that invites readers to visit her Internet blog. Original. 100,000 first printing.

Bart Simpson, the much-maligned, misunderstood, under-appreciated "underachiever," comes clean and (God help us!) it's worse than we thought. Now the truth can be told at last as Bart offers up his School Survival Guide, secret codes, pullable pranks, dream tattoos, favorite El Barto "tags," and the Xmas list to end all lists (and future visits from Santa).

Homer Simpson is a man's man, an Average Joe, a loving father and husband, and a devoted beer drinker. But do you know the "real" Homer? Find out what's on Homer's mind, discover the mysteries of Homer's fridge, hang out in Homer's haunts; meet his friends and enemies; and spend a typical day with the lovable lout who will lift you out of your D'oh-ldrums.