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What Would Betty Do?
How to Succeed at the Expense of Others in This World and the Next
by Paul A. Bradley
ISBN: 0743216016
ISBN-13: 9780743216012
Format: Paperback
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Summary
Fans of America’s Best Christian, Betty Bowers, will thrill at this guide to succeeding in the world at the expense of others. Building on the same biting satire found on her website, www.bettybowers.com, Betty dispenses advice on how to be the perfect Christian housewife, how to control pesky guardian angels, how to help the poor without getting mussed up, how to avoid popular culture and its evil messages, and she also includes a boozy interview with Laura Bush. Betty Bowers is the recipient of the coveted B.I.T.C.H. Award for Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers and the creator of the muzzle, a silencer a woman can wear to church so she doesn’t mouth off too much in public. Betty Bowers is so close to Jesus, he uses her birthday as his lottery number.
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Bibliographic Details
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Published date: 2002 Size: 6.75 x 9 inches Weight: 0.7 pounds Pages: 172
Publisher's Notes
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers shares the profitable possibilities of pursuing the good things in life in a satirical look at politics, religion, and salvation that shares Betty's rules for achieving spiritual preeminence and social panache in the afterlife.
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What Would Betty Do? How to Succeed at the Expense of Others in This World--and the Next
Bradley, Paul
Fireside. PAPERBACK. 0743216016 Pub date: 2002. Condition: Fine. Publisher's mark. Price sticker on cover. Minor edge wear. We are a tested and proven company with over 300,000 satisfied customers since 1997. Delivery confirmation on all US orders. Choose expedited shipping for deliver . Fine. 2002. ( more information) Offered by The Book Cellar (United States)
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What Would Betty Do? How to Succeed at the Expense of Others in This World--and the Next
Bradley, Paul
Fireside. New with no dust jacket. 2002. Softcover. New. Remainder mark. ; 0.46 x 8.5 x 7.72 Inches; 176 pages; <P><b><center>B etty Bowers is a better Christian than you!</center></b><P>In a world of reflected glory and shameless name-dropping, no one can touch America's most puritanical pundit, Betty Bowers. Betty is so close to Jesus, He's given her His loaves and fish recipe. And only Betty knows how many shopping days there are until the Apocalypse. As she is fond of saying: "If God created me in His image, I have more than returned the compliment!" <P>In Prada and in prayer, Betty has devoted her life to bringing people the Good News: They are going straight to Hell. Thousands have aspired to emulate her joie d'apres vivre by logging on to her popular website, bettybowers.com. But only now, with <i>What Would Betty Do?</i> does she finally reveal her spiritual survival secrets. You'll discover how, come Judgment Day, to be whisked through the 10 Sins or Less express line. But first, you will have to learn how to vote (for God's Own Party, the Republicans), whom to hate (Lie-berals and other non-Baptists), and what to throw (a soirée -- and then a few stones!). "After all," warns Betty, "if Heaven is just going to involve running into all the people you avoided on Earth, what would be the point?"<P>Unchic? Unsaved? Wavering faith? Wandering hands? A pair of $650 Manolo Blahnik pumps that won't go with anything? No problem! Just ask yourself -- What would Betty do?<P> . ( more information) Offered by BookNest (United States)
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What Would Betty Do?
Bowers, Betty
Fireside Books, 2002-01-01. Softcover. New. GREAT Bargain Book Deal - some may have small remainder mark - Ships out by NEXT Business Day - 100% Satisfaction Guarantee! ( more information) Offered by BookCloseouts.com (Canada)
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What Would Betty Do? (Qty: 25)
Paul A. Bradley
Fireside, 2002. Illustrated Edition. Softcover. Brand New. 9.00 x 6.80 x 0.50. Brand new. Never read or owned. May have a remainder mark. 11.2 oz. America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers shares the profitable possibilities of pursuing the good things in life in a satirical look at politics, religion, and salvation that shares Betty's rules for achieving spiritual preeminence and social panache in the afterlife. Fans of America’s Best Christian, Betty Bowers, will thrill at this guide to succeeding in the world at the expense of others. Building on the same biting satire found on her website, www.bettybowers.com, Betty dispenses advice on how to be the perfect Christian housewife, how to control pesky guardian angels, how to help the poor without getting mussed up, how to avoid popular culture and its evil messages, and she also includes a boozy interview with Laura Bush. Betty Bowers is the recipient of the coveted B.I.T.C.H. Award for Bringing Integrity to Christian Homemakers and the creator of the muzzle, a silencer a woman can wear to church so she doesn’t mouth off too much in public. Betty Bowers is so close to Jesus, he uses her birthday as his lottery number. . ( more information) Offered by Books and More by the Rowe (United States)
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What Would Betty Do? How to Succeed at the Expense of Others in This World--and the Next
Bradley, Paul
Fireside. PAPERBACK. 0743216016 New with very slight shelf wear from time on shelf (like you'd see at a major chain). We ship daily, provide personalized customer service and want you to have a great experience purchasing from us. Thank you for your consideration. . New. ( more information) Offered by BennettBooksLtd (United States)
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