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Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth Paperback - 2003

by Kinky Friedman

Offering provocative essays and profiles, nobody is more qualified to write about Texas than the man known as "the Kinkster"--a man who once formed a country band called Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys. 25 line drawings.


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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Delivering belly laughs, hee-haws, and downright slackjaw amazement, this hilarious guide to the homeland of George W. and Willie Nelson is the essential how-to for surviving in the Lone Star State. From strange Texas laws and the history of Dr. Pepper to "Texas Talk" (in which a "turd floater" is a heavy downpour) and final-meal requests by death row inmates, Kinky Friedman, "the oldest living Jew in Texas who doesn't own any real estate," provides an insider's guide that will be loved by native Texans and the rest of us poor devils alike.Even if you don't know the difference between an Aggie and an armadillo -- or what's really in the back on Willie Nelson's tour bus -- you can pass for a Texan with the Kinkster's expert coaching. So grab your hairspray and the keys to the Cadillac and get reading!

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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Delivering belly laughs, hee-haws, and downright slackjaw amazement, this hilarious guide to the homeland of George W. and Willie Nelson is the essential how-to for surviving in the Lone Star State. From strange Texas laws and the history of Dr. Pepper to "Texas Talk" (in which a "turd floater" is a heavy downpour) and final-meal requests by death row inmates, Kinky Friedman, "the oldest living Jew in Texas who doesn't own any real estate," provides an insider's guide that will be loved by native Texans and the rest of us poor devils alike.

Even if you don't know the difference between an Aggie and an armadillo -- or what's really in the back on Willie Nelson's tour bus -- you can pass for a Texan with the Kinkster's expert coaching. So grab your hairspray and the keys to the Cadillac and get reading!

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  • Title Kinky Friedman's Guide to Texas Etiquette: Or How to Get to Heaven or Hell Without Going Through Dallas-Fort Worth
  • Author Kinky Friedman
  • Binding Paperback
  • Edition Reprint
  • Pages 224
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher William Morrow & Company, Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey, U.S.A.
  • Date 2003-04-01
  • Illustrated Yes
  • Features Illustrated, Table of Contents
  • ISBN 9780060935351 / 0060935359
  • Weight 0.43 lbs (0.20 kg)
  • Dimensions 8.01 x 5.3 x 0.58 in (20.35 x 13.46 x 1.47 cm)
  • Themes
    • Cultural Region: Mid-South
    • Cultural Region: South
    • Geographic Orientation: Texas
  • Library of Congress subjects Texas - History, Texas - Social life and customs
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 2001028711
  • Dewey Decimal Code 976.4
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