I don’t know about you, but I am tired of hearing about all of these special dietary conditions that everyone seemed to spontaneously develop overnight in March 2011. Every other conversation is about how “Oh, I can’t eat that burrito because my gluten intolerance will cause me to sprout hair from my eyeballs” or about how “my color blindness greatly affects my anxiety levels, so I can’t eat that piece of celery, but I would love a couple of purple grapes!”
Ugh.
The next big diet fad is right around the corner, and you can help spearhead it by buying a copy of the next trendy cookbook.
Luckily, we have some fantastic options featured below!
Roadcookin': A Long Haul Driver's Guide to Healthy Eating
by RD, Pam; Jacobson, Don Whitfield MS
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4 copies starting at $ 19.98
“I’m sorry, since my forefathers were all truckers, I can only eat deconstructed fast food fries seasoned with methamphetamine bread crumbs.”
Hellbent for Cooking: The Heavy Metal Cookbook
by Annick Giroux
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1 copies starting at $ 77.34
“I need my food to be as dramatic, self righteous, and faux-Satanic as my teenage wardrobe.”
“Eating Paleo is so outdated. I don’t want to eat like a caveman, I want to eat like an infant that hasn’t developed teeth. That is our truest evolutionary state.”
“I refuse to engage in the upper class, 1%, elitist tradition of eating actual food. You need to check your privilege.”
Eat Tweet: 1,020 Recipe Gems from the Twitter Community's @cookbook
by Maureen Evans
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21 copies starting at $ 2.24
“OMG CAT CUPCAKES! I embody the worst perceptions of the Millennial Generation. No one eats in my house until they post their food online. Totes adorbs. #Hashtag.”
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES COOKBOOK, THE JUICY DISHES AND SAUCY BITS
by Christopher Styler; Scott Tobis
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25 copies starting at $ 1.34
“I run on a diet of generic Ritalin, cheap red wine, and petty gossip.”
Any of these cookbooks would make for a fantastic gift for the chef (or sociopath) in your life.
Happy Cooking!
