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Goofy Books for Silly Kids!

Read these books while standing on your head and eating pure sugar - it helps, I promise!

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
Just repeat after me and keep it all in perspective: My Kid Isn't Calvin. My Kid Isn't Calvin. My Kid isn't Calvin.
Freckle Juice
Also should be known as: Lessons in Trusting your Friends, and How to Get Laughed At in School.
The Adventures Of Captain Underpants
I mean...come on! How can this book NOT be awesome?
Sideways Stories From Wayside School
I always wanted to go to Wayside School - the zaniest, strangest school that ever was.