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The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold Hardcover - 2008

by David C. Barnette

It's the time of the year when the divine and debutantes take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. Barnette reveals the finer and sometimes unspoken details of Dixie etiquette. Perfect for a true Southerner's coffee table or an impostor's survival guide, this book is the gift that will keep on re-gifting season after season.


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No place celebrates Christmas like Dixie, and with this charming, humorous guide, anyone can learn how to deck the halls, Southern style

It's the one time of the year when both the divine and debutantes take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. But successfully navigating through the holiday season can be more complex than Santa's midnight journey. There are pitfalls hotter than any chimney -- and social situations more slippery than any roof! But now The Official Guide to Christmas in the South has arrived to reveal the finer and sometimes unspoken details of Dixie etiquette.

Perfect for a true Southerner's coffee table or an imposter's survival guide, The Official Guide to Christmas in the South is the gift that will keep on regifting season after season.

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  • Title The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold
  • Author David C. Barnette
  • Binding Hardcover
  • Edition 1st edition
  • Pages 144
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher William Morrow & Company, New York
  • Date 2008-10
  • Illustrated Yes
  • Features Dust Cover, Illustrated, Table of Contents
  • ISBN 9780060850531 / 0060850531
  • Weight 0.51 lbs (0.23 kg)
  • Dimensions 7.82 x 5.3 x 0.62 in (19.86 x 13.46 x 1.57 cm)
  • Themes
    • Cultural Region: South
    • Holiday: Christmas
  • Library of Congress subjects Southern States - Social life and customs, Christmas - Southern States
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 2005044379
  • Dewey Decimal Code NA

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  • Ingram Advance, 11/01/2005, Page 90
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