CELEBRITY SLEUTH Vol.5 No.5 ""Beauty Queens Bared""

Covergirl Shawn Weatherly (Nude)Beauty Queens Bared!44 Flashes Without Sashes!!Donna Dixon Competes With Her ""Bosom Buddies""Linda CarterTHE PARADE OF STATES4 Miss California 1969 SUSAN ANTON6 Miss Ohio 1970 JAYNE KENNEDY8 Miss South Dakota 1970 MARY HART10 Miss Tennessee 1972 LINDA THOMPSON12 Miss Virginia 1976 DONNA DIXON14 Miss Louisiana 1978 RHONDA SHEARFAIREST OF THE FAIR16 Miss America 1945 BESS MYERSON18 Miss America 1955 LEE MERIWETHER20 Miss America 1959 MARY ANN MOBLEY22 Miss America 1971 PHYLLIS GEORGE24 Miss America 1991 CAROLYN SAPPTHRONE OUT!26 Miss World 1973 MARJORIE WALLACE28 Miss World 1974 HELEN MORGAN30 Miss Yugoslavia 1983 BERNARDA MAROVT32 Miss America 1984 VANESSA WILLIAMSWORLD CLASS34 Miss World 1953 DENISE PERRIER35 Miss World 1964 ANN SIDNEY36 Miss World 1966 LESLEY LANGLEY40 Miss World 1974 ANNELINE KRIEL41 Miss World 1977 MARY STAVIN42 Miss World 1980 GABRIELLA BRUM46 Miss World 1987 ULLA WEIGERSTORFERACROSS THE UNIVERSE48 Miss Universe 1953 CHRISTIANE MARTEL50 Miss Universe 1964 CORINNA TSOPEI52 Miss Universe 1974 AMPARO MUNOZ54 Miss Universe 1980 SHAWN WEATHERLY -MADE IN THE U.S.A.56 Miss U.S.A. 1965 DIAN PARKINSON58 Miss U.S.A. 1970 DEBORAH SHELTON60 Miss U.S.A. 1972 LINDSAY BLOOM62 Miss U.S.A. 1985 LAURA MARTINEZ-HERRINGJUST MISS'D!64 Runnerup Miss America 1958 ANITA BRYANT66 Runnerup Miss America 1970 KATHRINE BAUMANN68 Runnerup Miss World 1973 LYNDA CARTER70 Runnerup Miss World 1975 MARINA LANGNERFRENCH (UN)DRESSING74 Miss France 1983 ISABELLE TURPAULT76 Miss France 1985 ISABELLE CHAUDIEUGREAT DANES80 Miss Denmark 1952 GRETA THYSSEN82 Miss Denmark 1984 KATRINE MICHELSENX-SCEPTER AS SHE IS86 Miss Italy 1975 LILI CARATI88 Miss Nude Galaxy 1979 HYAPATIA LEE90 Million Dollar Pet 1984 JEANETTE STARIONMISS-CELLANEOUS92 Model of the Year 1968 CYBILL SHEPHERD94 Miss Black California 1971 KATHLEEN BRADLEY95 Miss Sweden 1950 ANITA EKBERG98 Back Issues Available99 Special OffersEDITORIALTHE SLEUTHSAYER""I think these beauty contest always fascinate people,"" opines Miss World creator Eric Morely, ""because of the surprise element."" Well, have we got a surprise for you!""I can remember being Miss America,"" recalls the only woman ever stripped of that title, Vanessa Williams, ""and having people comes up to me and say, 'You know, you aren't that pretty' and it hurts, but you don't let it show.""Oh yes they do!!In ""Here She Is!,"" our 30th issue, We've undertaken what no other magazine's ever attempted: removing the crowns and gown, capturing the flashes without sashes, and letting the contestants' true talents emerge. As the Miss America pageant committee responded when the event's relevance was recently questioned: ""Is it relevant to bring a smile and some pure joy into people's lives, to dream a thing of beauty and bring that dream to reality?' That's a question Sleuth has answered with this dream come true. Isn't he also en-titled?And who are these delectable damsels we've defrocked? The roll call above clearly States the winners you won't want to Miss! ""They all have three names, of course—I think it's the law,""mused multi-monikered media maven Aimee Lee Ball. ""Miss Americas must have the sort of name that conjures up images of sitting on a veranda with a mint julep."" Yet Sleuth's selfless scrutiny of the registry of every Miss America contestant reveals that two names often conjure up all kinds of images: among the actual entrants of past pageants are Claire SPIRT, Vernell BUSH, Joan TEETS, Flora SLEEPER, Roberta TARBOX, and Monica HARD. Not to mention Thailand's 1988 Miss Universe named PORNTIP.Sleuth is happy to host this pageant of pictorial pulchritude because, in the words of Miss America's mush-mouthed main man Bert Parks: ""It is a high prestige position, and damned good exposure."" It certainly was for Vanessa the Undressa [p. 321, yet the year of her resignation ""all 51 contestants said they haven't and wouldn't pose nude."" Asked if they'd admit it if they had, Miss South Carolina cracked: ""Who's crazy enough to say?"" Apparently, only the Sleuth. We hope you'll judge that it's no contest.Walking On Air He Is, Elizabeth's Bookshops have been one of Australia's premier independent book dealers since 1973. Elizabeth's family-owned business operates four branches in Perth CBD, Fremantle (WA), and Newtown (NSW). All orders are dispatched within 24 hours from our Fremantle Warehouse. All items can be viewed at Elizabeth's Bookshop Warehouse, 23 Queen Victoria Street\, Fremantle WA.