Sicology 1

As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when youâÈçve sat in a duck blind for more than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! ItâÈçs better than looking at Willie and Jase for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a few of the details are cloudy, but IâÈçll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isnâÈçt a lie if you think itâÈçs true! ItâÈçs up to you, the reader, to figure out whatâÈçs truth and whatâÈçs fiction. Best of luck with that, Jack! May the force be with you. Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say âÈêheyâÈë quite a bit. âÈêHeyâÈë can mean anything. It can mean âÈêyes,âÈë it can mean âÈêmaybe,âÈë and it can mean âÈêno.âÈë Hey, it could mean âÈênext week.âÈë The bottom line is, you have to understand âÈêheyâÈë to understand me. And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know IâÈçm a hard rascal to figure out. âÈ'From the Prologue