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In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . and Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy Paperback - 2011

by Adam Carolla

"In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks" is Carolla's comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind.


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Adam Carolla is a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. He is the host of the Adam Carolla Podcast, before which he hosted a weekday morning radio program broadcast from Los Angeles, and syndicated by CBS Radio. Besides these shows, Carolla is well known as the co-host of the radio show Loveline (and its television incarnation on MTV), as the co-creator and co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show, and as the co-creator and the performer on Comedy Central and MTV's Crank Yankers and is a frequent contributor and contestant on ABC's top-rated program "Dancing with the Stars". Carolla also starred in, co-wrote, and co-produced the award-winning independent film, The Hammer. He currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their two children.

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  • Title In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . and Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy
  • Author Adam Carolla
  • Binding Paperback
  • Edition Reprint
  • Pages 288
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Crown Publishing Group (NY), NY USA
  • Date 2011-05-17
  • Illustrated Yes
  • Features Price on Product - Canadian, Table of Contents
  • ISBN 9780307717382 / 0307717380
  • Weight 0.47 lbs (0.21 kg)
  • Dimensions 7.94 x 5.28 x 0.61 in (20.17 x 13.41 x 1.55 cm)
  • Library of Congress subjects American wit and humor, Carolla, Adam
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 2011453197
  • Dewey Decimal Code 814.6

Media reviews

"Carolla...has keen political instincts and a vision for common sense."
--New York Post

"Laugh-out-loud funny… [Adam Carolla’s] invective-filled screed is often completely politically incorrect, and always completely hilarious."
–AOL's Popeater.com

"If comedy books were big-breasted porn stars, In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks would be Christy Canyon."
--Bill Simmons, ESPN columnist and bestselling author of The Book of Basketball

"Adam Carolla is a genius. And no, I'm not kidding."
--Jimmy Kimmel

"Reading Adam Carolla is akin to having a horrible illness. Alone with your thoughts, you struggle with whether you want to even go on living. When you're done, you're a stronger, better person."
--Alec Baldwin

"If you’re a man, read this book.  If you’re a man who wears turtlenecks, wise up.  Nobody thinks that looks good."
--Seth MacFarlane

“I don’t know this guy from Adam, but Carolla’s humor—fearlessly crass, shamelessly honest and irresistibly funny—sucks out like liposuction the  layers of fatty pride to expose the often warped and wounded psyche buried deep within the modern American male.”
--Ken Burns


From the Hardcover edition.

About the author

Adam Carolla is a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. He is the host of the Adam Carolla Podcast, before which he hosted a weekday morning radio program broadcast from Los Angeles, and syndicated by CBS Radio. Besides these shows, Carolla is well known as the co-host of the radio show Loveline (and its television incarnation on MTV), as the co-creator and co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show, and as the co-creator and the performer on Comedy Central and MTV's Crank Yankers and is a frequent contributor and contestant on ABC's top-rated program "Dancing with the Stars". Carolla also starred in, co-wrote, and co-produced the award-winning independent film, The Hammer. He currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife and their two children.
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