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The franchise babe a novel Hardback - 2008 - 1st Edition

by Dan Jenkins


Summary

The legendary Dan Jenkins returns with another bawdy, over-the-top novel of hijinks on the links -- this time, the LPGA gets the treatmentJack Brannon, a golf writer in his forties who has been bunkered more than once in the marriage game, covers the sport for the big-time magazine SM. Lately he's been bored out of his mind writing about the PGA Tour, which he says has become "Tiger and a bunch of slugs playing pushover courses." So he decides to check out what he calls "the Lolitas," a new breed of young chicks on the LPGA Tour. Jack chooses as a magazine subject Ginger Clayton, a fiery eighteen-year old with flowing blond locks, legs up to here, and a personality that combines mischief with confidence. With her killer looks and killer game, Ginger looks very much like the kind of star who can take the LPGA to the next level of excitement and acceptance. She is, indeed, The Franchise Babe, and everyone seems to want a part of her.Jack's interest in Ginger's career might have something to do with her mother, Thurlene Clayton, a knockout herself who looks plenty okay in a jacked-up mini-to use Jack's description of her outfit. As Ginger shows her grit on the ladies' tour, the greedy hordes looking to benefit from the kid's talent and personality aren't the ones who worry Thurlene-and Jack-the most. Someone is trying to knock Ginger out of the competition-permanently.Jenkins captures the growing buzz around the Franchise Babe and all the insane and hilarious things that happen when the sports world anoints someone new to the throne of super-stardom. Along the way, Jenkins issues bawdy, dead-on takedowns of selfish sports moms, gasbag corporate sponsors, adventurous promoters, sleazy sports agents, point-missing magazine editors, and all the other modern annoyances that make life hard for a guy who, as they say in Texas, is just tryin' to get by without gettin' hurt.

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Forty-seven-year-old Jack Brannon, a two-time loser in the marriage game, covers golf for a big-time sports magazine, but lately the PGA Tour has become Tiger and a bunch of slugs playing pushover courses. So Jack decides to check out the Lolitas, a new breed of teenage hotties who are stoking interest in the LPGA tour. Jack decides his story is Ginger Clayton, an eighteen-year-old golf phenom with flowing blonde locks, legs up to here, and a fiery personality. Ginger's the kind of star who could take the LPGA to the next level--a real Franchise Babe--and everyone wants a piece of her. But the greedy hordes looking to benefit from Ginger's growing celebrity aren't the ones that her mother, Thurlene Clayton, is worried about. Someone is trying to knock Ginger out of the competition--permanently. Meanwhile, Jack's interest in Ginger's career might have something to do with the fact that Thurlene looks pretty damn good in a jacked-up mini. Jenkins perfectly captures the insane, hysterical, and terrifying things that happen when the sports world anoints someone new to the throne of superstardom. Along the way, Jenkins issues hilarious and dead-on takedowns of greedy sports moms, gasbag corporate sponsors, sleazy agents, and point-missing editors.

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  • Title The franchise babe a novel
  • Author Dan Jenkins
  • Binding Hardback
  • Edition number 1st
  • Edition 1
  • Pages 240
  • Language EN
  • Publisher Doubleday, New York
  • Date 2008
  • ISBN 9780385519106
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 2007041088

Media reviews

Praise for Dan Jenkins


“Jenkins is hilarious, providing more laughs per page than any other writer in the ‘bidness’.”—People


“Dan Jenkins is the nearest thing to Ring Lardner this generation has ever seen. No one has captured the essential lunacy of the twentieth-century sports (and TV) scene as accurately and hilariously as this.”—Los Angeles Times


”Dan Jenkins is a comic genius”—Don Imus


“His writing and his ear recall—there is no higher compliment—Ring Lardner, though in different times and different Americas”—David Halberstam, New York Times Book Review


"The best sportswriter in America."—Larry King

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