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The Best Worst Dad Jokes: All the Puns, Quips, and Wisecracks You Need to Torment Your Kids Paperback - 2022

by Sandy Silverthorne


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When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . .

I don't have a dad bod; I have a father figure.

I saw a sign that said Watch for Children. That sounded like a good trade to me.


and of course . . .

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan.


And hey, it's only downhill from there.

From the rear cover

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's fully groan.

When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with.

But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan-worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for you to fill any moment of dead air with a joke that will have everyone within hearing distance rolling their eyes and edging away to avoid association with you. Jokes like . . .

I don't have a dad bod; I have a father figure.

I saw a sign that said "Watch for Children," and I thought that sounded like a fair trade.


and

What does a baby computer call its father? Data!

And, hey, it's only downhill from there.

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  • Title The Best Worst Dad Jokes: All the Puns, Quips, and Wisecracks You Need to Torment Your Kids
  • Author Sandy Silverthorne
  • Binding Paperback
  • Pages 144
  • Volumes 1
  • Language ENG
  • Publisher Fleming H. Revell Company
  • Date 2022-05-17
  • Illustrated Yes
  • ISBN 9780800740337 / 0800740335
  • Weight 0.26 lbs (0.12 kg)
  • Dimensions 7.8 x 5 x 0.5 in (19.81 x 12.70 x 1.27 cm)
  • Library of Congress subjects Wit and humor, Juvenile, Humor
  • Library of Congress Catalog Number 2021045642
  • Dewey Decimal Code 818.602

About the author

Sandy Silverthorne has been writing and illustrating books since 1988, with nearly 1 million copies sold. He is the award-winning creator of the Great Bible Adventure children's series, Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids, and Made You Laugh! Sandy has worked as a cartoonist, author, illustrator, actor, pastor, speaker, and comedian. Apparently, it's hard for him to focus. Connect with him at www.sandysilverthornebooks.com.
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