The L&L Beancounters Catalog: Survival Gear for Your Career Paperback - 2000

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Need help with the dirty work at work -- or protection from it? How about a termination masque to wear on those days you're doing tons of downsizing? Or a brownnoser's headlamp to help you avoid the terminator? More than a parody of the world-famous outdoor outfitter's catalog, The L.&L. Beancounter's Catalog is a scathing satire of how most of us spend most of our time -- at work. Read a catalog filled with inventive business survival gadgets and gear designed to make you laugh and cry about the cruelty of the work world.

The L & L Beancounter's Catalog has it all -- from indispensable items for those who want to win at work to everything the up-and-coming executive must have to be fashionable and gain an edge. Featuring useful products such as ....
-- The CorporateSpeak Converter: A pocket computer that translates perfectly good sentences into confusing, cliche-ridden business talk.-- The Playing Field Leveler: For only $1.5 million, you can own an earth-mover the size of a barn to help even out the competition.
-- Groveler's Knee Pads: A necessity for all the time you spend kowtowing, eating dirt, licking boots, genuflecting to your boss, and crawling across broken glass to land the big account.